Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Zippadee-Do-Da

I know it's April Fool's Day,but having to listen to Christmas music (I love Christmas music AT Christmas) as an April Fools Day's prank is more on the line of sadistic torture...just tell me that my shoe is untied, that's a plenty foolin' for me. "Whatev". More important...this is the official "kick off" of "The Big Hunt"...time to squash or not squash the Sasquatch legend. Already...early in the wee hours of the AM there was heard a howl that could only be made by a large hairy mammal(of course that could cover about 1/3rd of the guys up the holler')...anywho...we will be technically marking grids up 600 into Waiteville, WV...linking into satellite tracking and possibly even engaging low flying drones for observation and reports. As the frenzy heightens, you may want to make your reservations early for the lodge and the restaurant, as the vacancies are already at a minimum....Oh my gosh, still Christmas music on the radio...I just realized that could be another link in my age reversal theory...and that could possibly be the discovery in the missing geno-link to the appearance of Sasquatch in this area. This could be BIG it could be earth-shattering. I need companion searchers, please donate you time and become a "Sasquatch looker able person"...or SLAP for short. Let me hear from you...I'll be waiting.


80 days till the Lazy Hazy Days of Summer.


As for our educational section...here's your.. Word Of The Day....

jollification..jol-ih-fuh-Kay-shuhn,\noun...Merrymaking, festivity, revelry.