Wednesday, February 13, 2008

LOVE....HATE

I love what the computer can do for you..I mean anything you want to know is right at your fingertips....But I'm going to say this and hope that the computer guru...that evil gnome that sits and waits for me to turn this sucker on and start typing...to screw up everything I type. It's got to be a mystical thing cause so much couldn't go wrong at one time under a real human's watch. For instance, somewhere in the "black hole of computerism"(yea, Mr gnome, I know that's not a word but I'll type it if I WANT to) are about a million well thought out, spell-checked and articulately written emails that just disappear while I'm writing them...WHAT HAPPENED...no automatic save draft, well excuussee (oh put your little red line under it till you choke) me all to pieces. Whatever, some of you folks that got my 10th email that wasn't very nice, understand that the computer guru ate my first 9 nice brilliant compositions. All I really hope is that I don't push one of these magical buttons and launch an ICBM and start a world war...Now if you'll excuse me, this stupid thing wants to "restart" because of some updates that I didn't ask for.

Just 36 days till spring.

Word of the Day....BOONDOGGLE.

Definition: Work of little or no value done merely to look busy.
Is the computer a Boondoggle for mankind?

*#@$$#^^Quit talking to me!!!!!