Day of reckoning

I feel obliged to do follow ups on some of my bold statements that I actually felt secure enough with to put in writing...the one thing that the" statute of fraud" was invented for. ... to catch "liar liar pants on fire" people like me. I would like to preference this confession by saying..."it wasn't my fault"...the dog ate my homework"..."I was a victim of alien abduction"....here goes. GQ, Mother Goose and myself were to go on a fitness jaunt...we did it for one day...man is that lame. All we did was to succeed in making our muscles so sore that we walked like we had been riding bronking Buffalo all day. We talked a lot about it amongst ourselves, actually set times we were going to exercise, but with all the interruptions, alien abduction and stuff, we just couldn't get there.
WHATEVER....We're starting back today...wish us luck.
Updating the progress of the restaurant repairs, "Cindy Lou"," Reba" and "Steveareno" have been cooking and baking their little fingers to the bone, just to make you happy, just to make your life easier...just to make the world a better place (maybe that's an overstatement}. Come on down and have a little "lunch counter" special in the general store while "R and R" is going on...I believe today is "brown Beans (pintos) homemade potato soup...all kind of sandwiches including steak and cheese. The Swinging Bridge will re-open Saturday, even better than ever.
If you have the opportunity to be in Roanoke and around the Civic Center stop in and visit Josh Duncan of our Potts Creek Outfitters and myself (I'm the one with the food) at our booth for the outdoor show.

We're on the down side...29 days till Spring.

This is my personal question of the day.
When your better half is driving and asks your help with directions....you tell him where to turn and he misses that turn...why does he turn to you and say "If I needed your help, I would have asked you"....all I can answer with is You're the one that I love(you are the one I love)..ohh ohh ohhh...you're the one that I love(you are the one I love)...oohh oohh oohhhhh(thank you Olivia Newton John and John Trivolta)