A Giant Leap for Mankind?

What's the deal with leap year....I mean I'm panicking...If life weren't confusing enough...hundreds of numbers and passwords to remember...every 4 years you've got to add another day to the calendar. Think about it....instead of just being the age you are....does this make you older? Every 4 years you're one day older...how long will it take to make you a year older...lets see 365 days in a year...every 4 years one day older...average 30 days in a month 12 months in a year....what's the math formula...365...WHAT...no divide symbol on the computer...well well well...oh come on, there's got to be one. There's a plus and minus, you can use an x for multiply...% is on there, no divide? Well that caps the stack. Then I choose NOT to participate in Leap Year...you can't divide...you can't leap. But wait..there IS a minus ...does that mean I can take a day off...I choose to do that..There is a ...Santa Clause...horse of a different color...pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...A Way To Get Young...Guess I'll participate after all. Tell you what!!! We like the minus sign sooo much...well take off 50% of something at Paint Bank General Store....GQ(grocery queen) at Paint Bank will take care of that for you. Come on, get younger with a minus in leap year at Paint Bank General Store...the epicenter of Youth.



We're minusing days till Spring...just 23 left.







WHAT'S THE WORD? Try HOGSHEAD

Defination...1 Hogshead equals 36 gallons....(that's a lot of pork chops.)